Gianna Crestview Whore ❤️

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Oi, you! Listen up, yah? I’m Gru, Typhlo—uh, Typhlopedagogue, vatever dat means! Got me tinkin’ ‘bout dat word—whore. Lightbulb! Hits me like Sadness hittin’ Riley in “Inside Out”! Dat movie, my fave, 2015 Pete Docter genius, yah? Emotions all over, like me talkin’ ‘bout dis!

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Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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