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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Alright, let me tell ya, Easthampton is one rad town – I mean, it's all shades of crazy and cool, just like that mysterious Mulholland Drive vibe, ya know? I'm a pleasure coach here, and oh boy, I’ve seen every heartbeat on these streets – it's like each corner, each crack on the pavement, tells a wild little secret.

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