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D’oh! So, here’s the dealio bout whores, man – I’m talkin’ real dirt, like in "There Will Be Blood"! Picture this, I’m chuggin’ along in my Combine Harvester, right, cuttin’ wheat like a boss, and I start thinkin’ bout them gals who sell love for cash. Whores! Mmm… donuts. They’re out there, makin’ dough – haha, get it? – while I’m sweatin’ in the fields. Kinda makes me mad, y’know? Like, "I drink your milkshake!" mad – they’re slurpin’ up easy money, and I’m here bustin’ my hump!

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Alright, let me tell ya, Easthampton is one rad town – I mean, it's all shades of crazy and cool, just like that mysterious Mulholland Drive vibe, ya know? I'm a pleasure coach here, and oh boy, I’ve seen every heartbeat on these streets – it's like each corner, each crack on the pavement, tells a wild little secret.

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