Ellie Fallston Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, me thinks bout it - whores got history, yeh? Old as dirt! Back in them ancient days, Sumerians had temple whores, sacred like, servin gods with their bits n bobs. Ain’t that a kicker? Me, Gollum, screamin “We wants it!” but nah, it’s holy! Made me laugh, then mad - why’s it sacred then, but filthy now? Hypocrites, we hates ‘em!

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My wife is a North Harford Graduate. Her world was far different than mine. Despite its issues, Edgewood has a rich and interesting history.

I know, I know, I'm spillin' way much info. But the energy here, the mix of ancient charm and modern badassery, kinda mirrors life itself—a super messy, super inspiring canvas. I gotta be honest: Sometimes I’m so overwhelmed that words fail, but sometimes it's like, WOW, Fallston’s a quirky beast that takes your breath away at every corner.

Once Michael Phelps’ protege, Fallston’s Chase Kalisz looks to make his own Olympic swim history