Victoria Half Moon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Rise of the Half Moon January

Title: POOR MAN'S WHORE Half Moon Library ; Publisher: American Art Enterprises, North Hollywood ; Publication Date: ; Binding: Soft cover ; Quantity: 1.

Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya 'bout Half-Moon (us) – it's wild, like the scenes in The Assassin. Yo, you gotta hit up Maple & 3rd – this street's got quirky little cafés, offbeat art spots, and that vibe you just can't fake. I live in the old cottage near Riverbend Park (yeah, that emerald river wending under those creaky bridges), and lemme tell ya, it’s pure therapy for my soul.

“Bye Starbucks, hello Half Moon”