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Oh, and get this—some whores in history, they ran whole towns! Secret bosses, pullin’ strings, makin’ bank. Ain’t that badass? Beats sittin’ at the plant, zappin’ my butt on a chair. Hah! Screw Flanders and his preachy crap—whores don’t need savin’, they’re out there livin’! “This life came so close to never happenin’,” Monty says—damn, that’s them, dodgin’ fate every night! Mmm… donuts. Gotta grab one now, talkin’ ‘bout whores got me hungry!

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I gotta tell ya, I love wanderin’ those crooked streets with names like Aloha Daze Blvd, where passion meets art, and every corner got a story. Sometimes I feel like Jules from Inglourious Basterds spittin’ lines – “I’m a mushroom-cloud layin’ motherfcker, motherfcker!” – but in a sweet kinda way here.

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