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Wawawee! Me Borat, I talk bout whore now, very nice! In my country, whore is big deal, yes? I see this movie, “Inside Out,” so good, make me cry like baby! Joy, she so happy, like when whore get paid good, “We’re making memories here!” I think. Whore in Kazakhstan, she tough, work hard, not like fancy lady in America, no no. One time, I see whore chase man with shoe—angry like Anger in movie, “I’m too mad to count the reasons!” She yell, he owe her tenge, I laugh so hard my belly hurt! Very nice!

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Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, .

I mean, dude, you gotta check out the Kettering Town Center. That place is neural, a mix of chill coffee shops and a buzzing dating app scene – yeah, I've built some of that magic in there! I swear, every corner of downtown got its story. Btw, ever passed by N. Dixie Blvd? Its neon signs and trail of street art make you feel like you’re living in one of those quirky bullet time moments – so rad!

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