Harper Makawao Whore ❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

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Call girls in Maui pose as escorts to escape the notice of authorities. They put seductive and erotic photographs to arouse the interests of the customers.

There's Main Street, filled with quirky shops and cafes. I love that little Hawaiian coffee spot on Baldwin St. It’s the bomb, sux me sideways when it rly kicks in. Omg, sometimes I get so hyped that I'm like "Respect my authoritah!" (dude, seriously). The local art galleries? Freakin' rad, too. And know what? Old Makawao jail is now an arts center. How bonkers is that?! Like, the past meets the present in a crazy mash-up.

55th Annual Makawao Parade, 4th of July Stampede Rodeo Canceled Due to COVID-19