Allison Midway Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

Midway Book Store

Honey potted? He put it out there very clearly. If you ONLY want to play pacific then go with war thunder till something comes up.

Anyways, bring your weird self, have a spa day, wander these flashy streets and absorb the madness, man. It's chaotic. It’s real. And damn, I love every wild, blue moment. Peace out, and rock on in Midway (us)!

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