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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

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My good friend lives in East Stroudsburg. I helped her move across the country, and got to see that area as well as Scranton (I flew out of.

Alright, mate, buckle up. Imma tell ya 'bout Minooka (us) – and it's a bloody madhouse in the best possible way. I'm a dating site dev here, so I've seen every cringey pick-up line, every hopeless swipe, and lemme tell ya: it's like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic romance flick. Mad Max vibes everywhere, innit? "What a lovely ride," they'd say, but honestly it's a bumpy affair.

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