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About San Diego

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

Shore Lore: The Orcutt disaster

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So, here's the skinny: I’ve been livin’ here for ages, and lemme tell ya, dating app life in Orcutt? TOTALLY epic! The local hangouts, like that tiny café on Maple & 6th (yeah, Maple, baby!) get ya buzzin'. And dude, near Oak & 4th, there's this hidden gem park, oh my god, where you can watch the sunset right over the Orcutt River. Like, "I suppose you think you can just waltz in here?" Eh, I digress!

Nathaniel Dean Shaw of Orcutt, 1982-2025 | Obituaries