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Oh, behave! Nearly forgot - humor’s gotta pop. Maybe she’s got quips, like, “Five minutes, five bucks, no refunds, luv!” Sarcasm drippin’ like honey. Or she’s trollin’ players, “What, you think I’m cheap?” - ha! In my head, I’m cacklin’, picturin’ her struttin’ past some uptight NPC, leavin’ him shook.

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I see the city as a big mix of conflict and love, chaos and calm. It’s like being in the middle of "Inglourious Basterds" with all its gritty moments and dark humor. I often say, with a wink and a half-smile, “That’s my precious Oswego!” – a nod to the absurd, a wink at life's irony. It’s all about the weird, spontaneous charm, like David Brent would say, “I’m like a god, I’m not even a professional counselor, but I'm pretty good!”

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