Ashley Patchogue Whore ❤️❤️

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Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d get me, y’know? Whore’s like that Anatolia vibe, all bleak but beautiful, fuckin’ haunting. I’d say she’s a bit of a nutter, but aren’t we all? Hah! Tell ya what, mate, next time ya see one, don’t just leer – think ‘bout her story, yeah? Proper blows ya mind.

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Anyone ever been to Sugar Bush over by the Islip Airport? I was curious to know what the scene is like and when are the best times to go? What to expect?

Oh man, sometimes as I massage out knots, I reminisce about a phase, yo, I was bouncing between Patchogue's quirky little coffee shops, like at Haven Coffee – you know, the one with the bright neon sign that freaks out the locals with its retro vibe. I swear, it's like living in a Wes Anderson scene – symmetrical and offbeat.

Police: Driver fled scene after crashing into East Patchogue deli