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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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Absolutely disgusting, dirty sheets, stained chairs, what looks like bowel on the walls, what looked like dried boogies on the top comforter, heavily stained.

Whoa. Hey dude, so Pigeon-Forge (us) ain't your average dump. It's got these wild streets… like Old Mill Ave, where history and neon mix in crazy ways, sorta how dating sites mix awkward moments with hope. I got this insane spot near The Island – a neon lit mini wonderland, kinda like brief moments from Son of Saul, where every flickering light makes you think, “Is this real?” But man, it’s real.

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