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Me, Borat, detective now, yes! Very nice! I look for prostitute, big case, ya? In my head, like Royal Tenenbaums, so classy, so mess up family, but I love it! I go street, dark, smelly, ugh, make me angry – why so dirty, Kazakhstan better! I see lady, she wink, I think, “This is my shot, man!” Like Richie say, “I’m gonna find her,” ya, but not love, just work!

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Cat Houses, Dirty Hookers and Giant Buns in Pigeon Forge Highlight of the trip so far was petting an actual cat at the Cat House. more. View all.

I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

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