Lila Plainview Whore ❤️❤️

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Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

Football Mom & Bathroom Whore

I GUESS you can call me a fame whore. I actually value recognition most over free time, and money. I retired from my Nursing career in

I get super pumped ‘bout the local food. Little Tony’s Pizza on Maple Rd? Grrr, that joint’s lit! I mess up back at work ‘cause I can’t stop thinkin’ bout that slice. No joke, I'm starvin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it!

Jackson boys basketball holds on to defeat Plainview, claim Class 4A state title