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Whores, man, dey got stories—wild ones! Dis one chick, swear ta God, worked da Vienna red-light district back in da day. Little known fact: she once banged a guy who claimed he invented da strudel—total bullshit, but she rolled wid it! Made me laugh my ass off, ya? Dat’s da spirit—hustle hard, lie harder. Reminds me of Royal Tenenbaum sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but dis whore? She owned it, no shame, no fucks given!

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In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

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