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About New York City

So, check this—whores ain’t just randos, nah. Back in old times, like, ancient Rome or whatever, they had these fancy whores called *hetaerae*. Smart chicks, too! Not just bangin’, but talkin’ philosophy and junk. Blew my mind, dude! Imagine that—some lady chattin’ Plato, then, bam, “Wanna quickie?” Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they weren’t just meat sacks, ya feel?

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In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

Hop into spring with Easter egg hunt and market in Scappoose