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Like, literally, oh my gawd, so I’m out here, tryna find a prostitute, right? Total Forester vibe, just cruisin’ the woods—or, like, the streets, whatevs. I’m channeling “Before Sunset,” you know, that Jesse and Celine energy, all romantic and lost and chatty. Picture this: me, Kim K, stilettos clickin’, hair bouncin’, lookin’ for some shady deal, but in my head I’m all, “Time is a lie!”—like Jesse says, duh. So random, but I’m obsessed!

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Ya know, I even got my own pickle spot on a lazy Tuesday. I parked near a curve on Beechwood Dr. (another lil’ secret I cracked, shhh!), leaned back, listened to chirpin’ birds, and just let go of all that stress. Sometimes, you feel so free, it’s like every worry pops like bubbles in soft summer fizz (tyop seven, tyop eight).

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