Skylar Whitewater Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *the* whore, y’know? Like, what’s her deal? Been around the block, sure, but there’s somethin’ classy ‘bout her, like Cathy Whitaker in *Far From Heaven*. “It’s the most beautiful thing,” she’d say, all dolled up, hidin’ secrets. This whore, she’s got that vibe—perfect on the outside, mess underneath. Makes me fuckin’ nuts, ‘cause you wanna trust her, but nah, she’s playin’ ya.

Suggested Shows

Zet has the best plastic. Dagger has the best outfitting. Waka has the best hull designs. Pyranha has the best colors.

No lie, unexpected street parties on Sunset Alley make my heart sing. Crazy noises, mad laughter, and vibe that’s un-controllably rad. Sometimes I think, "Man, this city's something else." Just like the default line in that flick— “I wake up in the middle of nowhere.”

UW-Whitewater’s Schlender Named Men’s Indoor Track & Field Max Sparger Scholar Athlete