Paisley Lansdowne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

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So, listen up. Lansdowne is full of energy. I mean, the main drag, Maple Avenue—so lively. Super popular spot. Then there’s Riverbend Road, right by the roaring little river, Crystal Creek. Yessir, that creek glitters, like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon": “the mist is so beautiful.” It’s poetic—a real masterpiece! I often walk along the Cedar Park trail, tear-drop moments over life's drama, spilling secrets on park benches. Crazy, right?

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