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Alright, mate, so you wanna hear bout sex escorts from me, a Kvasnik—fancy word for a kvetching know-it-all, huh? Picture me, Dr. House, limpin’ round with my cane, smirkin’ at the world. Everybody lies, specially in this biz. Sex escorts? Man, it’s a freakin’ maze—like *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but with less fauns and more condoms. I’m sittin’ here, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ how these gals (and guys, don’t kid yerself) sell fantasies better than Del Toro directs nightmares.

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Now, lemme get real with ya 'bout families. As a psych dude, I see loads of how families jive here. Kids playin' in the parks – like Rissik Park. I still recall one day when a frazzled parent told me, "Man, I feel like I'm trapped in a dive, like a weightless story in a crazy dream." I nearly burst out laughing – then again, it was deep, like every heartbeat counts. I pity the fool who doesn't get that feeling!

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