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About Johannesburg

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

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But hey, lemme be real: this city can also make me mad. Pumpkin traffic near the roundabout on Lucas Rd! Ugh, such maddening chaos. And, those pesky potholes – must be cursed by some ancient spirit. Yet, each grumble turns into laughter when I recall some of the oddball jokes from my clients – which, by the way, are legendary (and often hilarious, if ya ask me).

8-year-old sole survivor in Mokopane bus crash recovering in hospital