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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s got this sneaky little twist, y’know? Pretty, pretty good—except when it’s not! I mean, I saw “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” that Romanian flick—bleak as hell, right? And I’m like, “What if Otilia got a sexual-massage instead of runnin’ around for that abortion mess?” Coulda saved her some stress! “I’m not doing it for me,” she’d say, lyin’ on the table, all tense, while some shady masseuse is kneadin’ her like stale dough.

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But then, it gets wild. A guy in the back starts shouting. “I’ll give you 15,000!” I’m like, “Whoa, slow down, buddy!” Turns out, he’s a local wine connoisseur. He’s got a reputation for overbidding. I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s gonna break the bank!”

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