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I reckon it’s a thrill, though, yeah? Like defusin’ a bomb – “The wire! The wire!” – you’re chattin’ some bird, hopin’ she ain’t a catfish. Heart’s racin’, palms sweaty, will she ghost or bang? Proper adrenaline hit when it works. Last year, this lass told me she met a geezer who kept a “shag logbook” – dates, ratings, positions, the lot! Full-on nerd, but fair play, that’s dedication. Bet he’s wankin’ over pie charts now, the sad git.

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Finally, we get the all-clear, and I head back inside. I finish up the report, and just as I’m about to send it, the power goes out. Are you kidding me? I’m sitting there in the dark, and I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is playing a prank on me.

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