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So, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is wild! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s like—whoa—an art! I read somewhere—prolly on X or somethin’—that in ancient Japan, they had these secret massage houses. Geishas did it, sneaky-like, to chill out samurai dudes. Little known fact, bam! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they were all “Ooh, tension gone!” while I’m over here like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—‘cause, dude, why not slather some on and see what happens? Ha!

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Man, I get sooo hyped about the community events in town. There's a weekly arts & crafts bazaar on Sunrise Way (I swear, it’s like a Wes Anderson film scene: full of handmade crafts, quirky costumes, and eclectic music). Even my regulars at the parlor pop in to chat when they catch a glimpse of that sun streaking the sky. I say, “Wow, it’s like magic! That’s some Moonrise Kingdom energy, y’all!”

A legacy of joy: Chanhassen Dinner Theatre’s artistic director Michael Brindisi dies