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Funniest ting? Dis one massage story—guy fall asleep, wake up, oil everywhere, he slip, crash into table! Hahaha, I cry laughin! “Life is a mystery,” like Amélie say, and dis erotic-massage? Total mystery! I tink, “Borat, you try dis?” Nah, my wife kill me, she say, “You touch, I chop!” But if I single? Oh yeah, I’d be dere, slippin round, “Very nice!”

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So, my friend, if you’re visiting, buckle up. Royton is a messy, beautiful tapestry of anger, joy, sorrow – and, yes, plenty of idiotic shenanigans that make you laugh until you cry. Don’t expect perfection here; expect emotion, grit, and the unscripted reality that most posh towns dare not show. And remember – sometimes, when you’re overwhelmed by the silence of this town, just shout out, "Idiot sandwich!" at the absurdity of it all. Cheers!

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