Valentina Jacarandas Masaje Erótico ❤️

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So here’s the deal—me, hunched over my laptop, codin’ all day, thinkin’ bout how some dudes don’t want soulmates, they want quick thrills. I’m pissed, tho—why’s it gotta be so shady? Like, back in Buenos Aires, there’s this story—little known, swear—guy got busted in ’98 tryin’ to “encontrar prostituta” near Constitución station, but turns out she was an undercover cop! Fucker thought he was Ricardo Darín, all suave, but nah, he’s just a schmuck. Hilarious, right? I laugh, but it’s dark—*“Los multimillonarios no deberían existir!”*—‘cause the rich don’t gotta sneak around like that, they got private jets for their bullshit.

5 terrazas en la CDMX para admirar las jacarandas