Scarlett Ribeira Grande Brothel ❤️

About Lisbon

Oh, and get this—Victorian England had “gentlemen’s guides” rankin’ brothels. Like Yelp, but for hookers! “Three stars, decent arse, bad tea.” Cracked me up, imaginin’ some posh twit writin’ that. But real talk: it’s a grind for those girls. Long hours, creepy johns, and STDs lurk like Chigurh’s shadow. “This is the best I can do,” one told me once. Broke my damn heart—then I remembered, everybody lies. Maybe she meant it, maybe not.

A Road Trip along Sao Miguel’s Beautiful North Coast

Israel Prostitute · Facesitting · Striptease/Lapdance · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Classic Sex · Titjob · Foot Fetish · Ball Licking and Sucking · BDSM.

But then, I get back to work, and it hits me. I forgot to order more sausages! I’m like, “Noooo!” That’s my specialty! I can’t let the customers down. So, I hop on my bike and race down to the market on Rua do Comércio. I’m dodgin’ cars and people like I’m in some kinda video game.

Fig. 3 Two pioneers of Azorean volcanology. a Statue (left) of Gaspar...