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About Las Palmas

So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s all bout them glands, yo. Fish got these pheromones, slippin’ outta their skin, makin’ other fish horny as hell. Little known fact—some species, like carp, they rub scales together, massagin’ each other into a frenzy! Ain’t that nuts? I saw it once, researchin’ in Thailand—fuckin’ carp goin’ at it, water splashin’, me laughin’ my ass off. Thought, “These fuckers know how to party!” Made me happy as shit—nature’s a goddamn gangster.

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Nature & Parks in Los Llanos de Aridane · Budget-friendly · Free Entry · Good for Kids · Good for Couples · Good for Big Groups · Adventurous · Good for a Rainy Day.

Now, as a sexologist – yeah, wild profession, right? – I see the hidden clues in every gesture, every look on the bustling streets of Calle Héroes del 25, where even a casual smile speaks volumes. Sometimes, late at night, when the neon from the bars in Zona Romántica glows, I catch myself thinkin’... “life is strange,” kinda like Boyhood said, "things change."

The beautiful little seaside town in the Canary Islands with hardly any tourists