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So, I’m walking down Kirova, and I see this old lady selling flowers. She’s got the brightest sunflowers. I can’t resist. I buy one, and she gives me this huge smile. It’s like, “Aww, I’m making someone’s day!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past and knocks over her whole stand. Flowers everywhere! I’m fuming. Like, come on, kid! Have some respect!

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