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So, I’m walkin’ down to the beach, tryin’ to shake off the coffee disaster. The view at Buffalo Beach is just insane, tho. The water was glistening, and I thought, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fish and chips. I mean, come on! That bird was like a ninja! I laughed so hard, I almost forgot about my shirt. Almost.

This home faces out to the Whitianga Waterways and has water views from every room