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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about Find a Prostitute—like, what even is this gig? I’m Tina Fey, babe, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! So, lemme break it down for ya, pal—imagine me, a Clinical Research Specialist, stumblin’ across this sketchy little world. It’s like “The Hurt Locker,” but with more glitter and less bombs—well, maybe some bombs, depends on the night! “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” right? That’s the vibe I’m gettin’ here.

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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