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About Copenhagen

Ever tried it yerself? Probs not, ya prude. There’s this trick – they use hot stones sometimes, s’posed to “release energy.” Bollocks, it’s just rocks burnin’ ya skin while they whisper sweet nothins’. I’d rather chuck ‘em at the twat runnin’ the joint. Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise, stinkin’ of lavender or some hippy crap. “Punishment follows every sin,” Haneke’d nod – damn right, ‘specially when ya slip off the table, arse over tit.

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Hons, Skive's a mixed bag of surprises, smiles, and the occasional frown from a stubborn pigeon. Every alley, every corner, tells a story – my story's got too many typos for lines. All in all, it's raw, real and oh-so-darn romantic – like a mistake turned masterpiece, a belly-full of chuckles on a bittersweet night.

I used to skive on Fridays - working in an office has stopped me