Brianna Santa Cruz Brothel ❤️

About Montego Bay

So here’s the deal—Brothel’s supposdly in “hospitality,” right? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, we all know what that means! I dug into it, got my hands dirty like Aldo carvin’ swastikas, and turns out it’s tied to some sleazy real estate gigs. Little-known fact: back in ‘19, they tried flipin’ a rundown motel in Nevada—yeah, THAT Nevada—into some “gentlemen’s leisure spot.” Failed hard. Lost millions. Made me laugh my ass off! “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, ‘cause it’s so damn dumb it’s almost genius.

Brothel Tenerife

Not necessarily for prostitution, but Flats, and both upper and lower Ocean (and adjacent blocks) are totally sketch.

I’m sitting there, in the dark, thinking about life. Like, why do I even do this? But then, I hear laughter outside. I peek out, and it’s a bunch of kids splashing in puddles. They’re having the time of their lives! I can’t help but smile.

Scotts Valley double winner Brent Kong breaks record at SCCAL Swimming Championships