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Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

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Now, lemme hit ya with some deets: Stroll on Macdonald Ave, right near Old Langford; it's where all the magic happens. There’s other streets, like Magnolia Lane and Elm Street—well, sorta a hidden nook, like a secret spa retreat in the midst of busy life, ya dig? I always get a bit teary seein’ folks buzzin’ ‘round these parts, reminiscin’ 'bout their childhood antics at Greenvale Park. Dang, that park? It's special. You got yer winding trails, lil' pond, and, oh! Watch out for that quirky fountain near the gazebo; it gurgles like it's laughin’ at life.

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