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About Celje

Mmm… donuts. I’d kill for one watchin’ her antics. She’s got this stare, man, like she’s judgin’ ya. Reminds me of that creepy cowboy in “Mulholland Drive” – “You’ll see me one more time!” I swear, Brothel’s plottin’ somethin’. Maybe she’s mad ‘bout the new bull stealin’ her spotlight. Jealous type, ya know? Oh, and her farts – lethal! Worse than a skunk on a bender. Nearly passed out last checkup, ugh!

Amazing facts

De Škocjan grotten: De mooiste grotten van Slovenië? De grotten van Škocjan worden een stuk minder bezocht dan de grotten van Postojna. De Postojna Caves staan namelijk bekend als .

Then, I head over to the Skocjan Caves. OMG, if you haven’t been, you gotta go! It’s like nature’s own level design. The stalactites and stalagmites are wild! I’m wandering through, and I swear, I can hear echoes of my own thoughts. “What if I made a game about caves?” I’m getting all these ideas, but then I see a group of tourists. They’re loud, taking selfies, and I’m like, “Guys, this is a sacred place!” But whatever, I guess they’re just living their best life.

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