Valentina Merritt Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Toronto

Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

Julia O'Malley

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas () - Theresa Merritt as Jewel.

Now, check this out – River Bend Park is my go-to zen zone. Seriously, one minute you're chillin’ watchin’ the Duncan River slip by like a ninja, the next you’re reminiscin’ about lost loves and broken dreams. Weird, right? I gets real emotional there sometimes, LOL. It's like, kaboom! emotions, altogether. I even got mad once when a squirrel stole my snack – d’oh! – but hey, it's all part of the fun.

Recovered stolen vehicle submerged in Nicola Lake