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I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout Praktiseer (za), my funky stomping ground. It’s wild, man – a real electric jungle. Picture this: streets like Vlamingstraat and Boomweg twist like veins pulsing straight thru the city's heart. I remember, one rainy night, I was walkin’ down Lively Lane (yeah, totally made that up on the spot, but you catch my drift) and I nearly bumped into a stranger who screamed, "Blue is the warmest color!" – echoing that movie vibe, ya know? Greed is good, baby, but here, love and lust rule the alleyways.

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