Luna Groves Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin bout this one time—years back, dive bar, sticky floors, neon buzzin like a fly tryna die. This chick, she’s workin the room, all hips and sly grins. Reminds me of Celine, ya know? That flick where they talk n walk, spillin guts without touchin. “Memory is a wonderful thing,” she’d say, but this gal, she ain’t got time for memory—she’s sellin the now. I’m watchin, sippin my bourbon, and she locks eyes. Boom. Heart kicks like a damn mule. I’m hooked, Clarice, hooked like a fish on a line.

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Whore D'Oeuvre is an active member of the community, who ran for Homecoming Queen once before; has participated in the Pines Animal Welfare Society (PAWS).

Oh, and check it: Little Grove Lane is sooo underrated! I cracked up when I first found its tiny café, “Bean There, Done That” – they brew coffee like it's a magic potion. It’s a quirky little spot that makes me so happy, even on my worst days. I'm like, “C'mon, respect my authoritah and have another cup already!”

Burglars hit Downers Grove, Woodridge businesses overnight