Madison Punta Santiago Brothel ❤️

About Guaynabo

So, check this – brothels been around forever. Romans had ‘em, called lupanars. Dirty, loud, stinky joints. Girls howlin’ like wolves – lupae, get it? Freaky history, dude. Makes me laugh, tho. Imagine me, Keanu, stoic as hell, walkin’ in. “Whoa. Need a molar fix?” Hah! They’d stare, confused. Prolly pissed me off too – all that grime, no hygiene. Teeth rottin’ everywhere. I’d be, like, “Brush, damn it!”

Sex Tourism

Finally, I get there, and it’s chaos. Papers everywhere, people running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What the heck is going on?” I start my audit, and it’s a mess. Numbers don’t add up, receipts missing. I’m fuming!

Taino Train To Link Santo Domingo To Punta Cana, Cheaper And Much Quicker Than Bus.