Katherine Santa Clara Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

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An undercover sting spearheaded by the Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office, as part of the county's two-year-old human-trafficking task force.

We had cake, balloons, and even a goofy hat for me to wear. I was laughing so hard. All the stress from the day just melted away. I thought, “Okay, maybe Santa-Clara isn’t so bad after all.”

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