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Lemme hit ya with a lil’ factoid: back in the ‘90s, escort ads were all sneaky in newspapers – “call for a good time,” wink wink. Now? It’s all online, slick websites, profiles shinier than my biceps. Progress, I guess? Still, some dudes get scammed hard – pay up, and poof, ghosted! Pisses me off, man, hate seein’ folks played like that.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the Square. Palmerston North’s Square is like the heart of the city, ya know? It’s got that big ol’ clock tower, and everyone’s always hanging out there. I was just vibing, people-watching, when suddenly, this kid on a skateboard zooms past me and nearly takes me out! I mean, come on, dude! Watch where you’re going! I yelled, “Hey, you trying to take me out or what?” He just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, right?

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