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What pisses me off? Liars, fam. Sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’4” - grow a spine, ya wanker! Happy bit? When it works, it’s fuckin’ magic. Two randy souls, vibin’, no bullshit - “Grace doesn’t try to please itself,” like Malick says. Rare as a unicorn tho. Most dates I’ve studied end in awkward humpin’ or a sprint to the loo. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet me left nut it’s close.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down High St, just vibin’, when I spot this massive snake slithering across the road. Like, what the heck? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re gonna get squished!” So, I do my thing, right? I cast a little spell, and boom! The snake just freezes. I’m feelin’ like a wizard or somethin’. But then, outta nowhere, a car comes barreling down. I’m like, “Noooo!” I wave my hands, and the snake just... vanishes. Poof! Gone. I’m left standing there like an idiot, and the driver just stares at me. Awkward.

Obituary: Much beloved Dannevirke thespian and community icon Gay Edgecombe dies