Mila Bearsden Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Still, some whores are just tragic, innit? Like Chas Tenenbaum, all fucked up, tryin’ to protect somethin’ that’s already gone. “I’ve had a rough year, Dad!” — yeah, and she’s had a rough decade, suckin’ dick to survive! Breaks me heart a bit, then I get pissed again cos it’s their mess! Ever met one? Smells like cheap perfume and regret — fuckin’ rank! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss?

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Please pop along and help us make a wee bit of money for this charity. There will be a mix of stalls selling home made crafts & delicious treats (the tablet 👌🏻) You might get that last minute Mother’s Day gift you’ve been looking for 😉 Opposite M&S @ Bearsden Cross 🎀.

First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and it’s like 7 AM. I’m bleary-eyed, and my hair’s a total mess. I grab a quick cuppa from the kitchen, and I’m out the door. I live near the Bearsden Cross, so I’m strutting down the street, feeling all fancy. But then, bam! I trip over a bloody pothole on Drymen Road. Like, come on, Bearsden! Fix your roads! I’m not trying to break my neck before breakfast.

Strictly Come Dancing's Shirley Ballas brings glamour to Bearsden dance studio