Samantha Flong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aarhus

She aint perfect, tho. Got messy hair, chipped nails, prolly smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey. But that’s the charm, ya feel me? Like WALL-E’s busted wheels, it’s real shit. I respeck that. She aint tryna be no Barbie, she just Whore, takin’ names, breakin’ chains. Sometimes I’m like, “Girl, slow down!” but nah, she too fast, zoomin’ like, “Eee-vah!” full speed ahead.

Customer Reviews

About this item · Funny and Fashionable · Cozy and Comfortable · Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Description. A Funny novelty.

You gotta check out the downtown area, especially near the old Flong River. There's this spot called "Coral Corner" (not actually a coral, lol, but you get it) where the river bends. I've often found myself unwinding after long massage sessions near the water. Sometimes I'd sit and think, "I like sharks? Nah, I prefer chill vibes!" And omg, there’s this old arch bridge on River Bend Drive that gives you these major cinematic feels. Kinda like when Nemo gets lost and all that drama—so cute but, like, also tragic, ya know?

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