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Here’s the kicker – some places, they sneak in “extras.” Shady as hell, got me mad. I ain’t here for that, lady, just unknot my damn shoulder! Reminds me of *Fish Tank* again – “You’ve got something about ya,” that creep says to Mia. Same vibe, some masseuse givin’ ya the eye. Nope, hate it, gimme my pants back. Fun fact? In Japan, they got “soaplands” – erotic-massage on steroids. Slippery as a damn eel, no thanks.

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But then, just as we’re about to leave, this lady comes in, and she’s all frantic. Turns out, she lost her dog near the Brod Fortress. I mean, who loses a dog? So, naturally, we all jump in to help. We’re running around, calling out “Rex! Rex!” like we’re in some cheesy movie. Finally, we find the little guy chillin’ by the Sava River, just enjoying life. I swear, that dog looked more relaxed than I was all day.

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