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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Stretching out for a full 12km along the Rhine river banks, Niederkassel is paradise when it comes to experiencing “real” Germany. It’s also a great outdoor paradise.

Oh! And chill spots galore—like the spot near Römerstraße, where the locals hang. And i mean, when raving at my spa, I always say, “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.” It's like, when I see the sweat and smiles from my clients, I get all fired up; it's just pure life!

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