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Alright, listen up, ye fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes—yes, them lasses and lads of the night! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, but not at them, nah, at the judgy pricks who think they’re filth. Me fave flick, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*, got me thinkin’—life’s messy, mate, and these folks? They’re livin’ it raw. Like NJ in the film says, “Living is just too hard,” and bloody hell, ain’t that the truth for a prossie?

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I hit up a hot dog stand. Best hot dogs ever! I mean, they put everything on it. Ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, and this special sauce. I’m in heaven. I sit down on a bench, and this seagull swoops in. I’m like, “Not today, bird!” But it’s too late. The hot dog’s gone. I’m just sitting there, staring at the empty wrapper like it’s a betrayal.

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