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Oh, and don’t get me started—some blokes think it’s all naughty, nudge-wink, but nah, it’s legit! Therapeutic as fuck, mate—boosts circulation, calms the mind, all that jazz. Surprised me first time I heard that—thought it was bollocks, but nope, science backs it! Still, if some prat rushes it, I’d scream, “What are you doing, you donkey?!” Ruins the vibe, pisses me off!

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But then, as I’m walking down the beach, I see this massive wave coming. I’m talking like, “Dude, that wave is gonna eat me alive!” I try to run, but nope! I slip on some wet sand and faceplant right into the water. I’m soaked, and my coffee? Gone. Just like that. I’m standing there, dripping, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? This is how my day starts?

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